I typically don't even open forwarded emails. I often see the irritating little letters "fwd", roll my eyes and delete before I even see who sent it or what it regards. Sometimes if there is a word or two that catches my attention and I have time to waste I'll open it and then usually regret doing so, wishing I had my seven minutes back it took me to read the long list of prayer phrases with the promise of a special spot in hell for me if I don't send it on to at least 10 people, but if I do send it to 35 people Bill Gates will include me in his will. Oh Please! I'll risk my spot in hell because I doubt it will be as unbearable as reading these emails.
And then I get forwarded emails from my friend Marisa. If ever I have a grumpy day and need a good laugh, I can count on opening just about anything from her and soon find myself rolling on the floor in convulsive laughter. In fact, most forwards she sends me get saved in my "funny ha-ha" folder.
Due to my lack of imagination, but my current need to post something I'm pulling out a few of my favorite Marisa Emails. If you get a good laugh (which I'm sure you will) you can thank her for ignoring my warning and braving my wrath I often give those who dare fill up my inbox with more crap than I find in my spam folder.
If that wasn't enough...
2 comments:
I'm glad you enjoy the forwards. I typically delete the forward if they are mushy with "I'm glad you're my friend" words and a blinking teddie bear--but just a little random or funny and it moves on to you!
The driver one had us peeing our pants. We had to watch it 3 times before the hottie and I could finally move onto something else. Seriously--the parking space one CRACKS ME UP!
I watched the parking one at work and literally fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard.
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